San Francisco is well managed.

Source – Welcome to occupied San Francisco, where down is up, up is down, men are women, wrong is right, and the unqualified are never unemployed. Last week a San Fransisco tiger went Bakersfield chimp on a few people after escaping it’s habitat. Judging on how San Francisco runs it’s shit-ball of a city, I can assume that it’s zoo’s are run similarly, so it’s not particularly shocking that a tiger gets out of it’s cage and eats some faces. For a perfect example of San Fran’s back-asswards policies, look no further than their Chief of Police, who gave a press conference and pointed out where the tigers ‘go’. (see photo)

Riiiight. A tiny elderly Asian woman, who would be more suited dry cleaning my jock-strap, is now running all police operations in one of the biggest cities in America. Can she even lift a side-arm?

Her resume touts: “…Academy training officer and instructor, child abuse investigator, youth programs coordinator, drug education instructor, grant writer, strategic planner, district station watch commander and commanding officer…” Wow, with a mickey-mouse police resume like that, the fact that she’s a woman, a minority, and judging by her face probably a level 50 shaman-dyke, she’s a total shoe in for chief of police. IN SAN FRANSISCO.

According to the story, the tiger was cornered and then shot to death. Hey Chief Fong, isn’t killing any animal in the San Fransisco area a ’war crime’ according to the San Fransisco town charter? Are you telling me that you actually let your officers shoot real guns, the tool of ‘white misogynistic oppression’?

Unbelievable.

Bhutto Assassinated (to death)

Early yesterday, Vladimir R. Bhutto was assassinated.

She was secular, anti-terrorist, and pretty easy on the eyes (for an Arab woman). She also stole money from the U.N. and put it directly into her personal bank account. That fact alone makes her one of the most awesome people in history! But for every bad-mother-fucker like Bhutto, there’s thirty-five fuck-bag shitholes. In this case (and countless others) the fuck-bag shitholes are muslim extremists.

What-a-surprise.

I LOVE the fact Al-Fagda hated Bhutto’s living guts. If anything, it means that Bhutto in the end stood for something good. Think about that, and apply it to your life…

If you ever have wondered whether you are doing right, or wrong in a situation, ask yourself this question: “Will it piss off a Muslim?”. If the answer is “Yes”, then go right damned ahead and do it, and know that you’re doing the right thing! If the answer happens to be “No”, avoid doing it or you are a collaborator, a pussy, and probably like jerking off to photos of Vincent Price in a dimly lit train station bathroom.

For example, I ask myself, “Would it be right to post the following picture?”

YUP!

Barron Hilton strikes back!

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Who is Barron Hilton you ask? Why he’s the awesome grandfather of Paris Hitlon. Why is he awesome? Two reasons.

1. His name is Barron.
2. He just janked his fortune right out of Paris Hilton’s grubby little retard claws.

Unfortunately, the two walking/breathing flesh sacks that are her parents still have more than enough money, and will probably continue to support her until she dies or is assassinated. One would hope that Barron would take matters into his own hands, strangle her to death, then stage the scene as if she had died accidentally while trying to create the worlds first functioning crap-loop.

Well that’s my two cents fol…..what? What’s a crap-loop you ask? I’m glad you asked.

Crap-Loop (copyright Biseor 94-2007)
A log of shit, that continues from the ass, up into the mouth, down the throat, re-digested in the stomach, turned into ‘new’ shit, and then shat out, as the older shit is swallowed. This cycle continues indefinitely.

And that’s the crap-loop! Please don’t try this at home, as it can only be accomplished by the most strong willed of Asian monks. Besides, if you tried it and got hurt doing so, your parents would try to sue me, and then I would have to beat your parents to death. We wouldn’t want that, would we?

BREAKING: Will Smith is a NAZZY!

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Oh noes! Will Smith just claimed his undying love of Adolf Hitler! YEAH, the GERMAN one!…

…or some dildo celebrity bloggers ”misinterpreted” (lied) about what he said in a recent interview, which was, “Even Hitler didn’t wake up going, ‘let me do the most evil thing I can do today.’ I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was ‘good.’”

Yeah, what a misogynist hate-criming racist times 15!!! OHHH wait, no, now that I’ve taken a moment to read what he actually said,  it seems like a perfectly rational statement. How strange, maybe I’m a neo-nazzy too. Or maybe celebrity bloggers don’t have enough celebutwats to lubricate over. See? This is what happens when we let Slavs use the internet.

Side Note: I realize that this is now my second article regarding Will Smith within a month. This is a disturbing trend, and it must be stopped. In the event of any further “Will Smith” posts, my family has been instructed to forcefully “take my balls.” Again, I apologize for the inconvenience. Fuckers.

Welcome back into my folds! …And Merry Christmas!

Well, there goes my surprise return to the computer internet. As fate would have it, the old fans of Biseor.com have found me and will proceed to bleed me dry.

Oh I’m just being jocular, for it is the christmas season.

Thus far BattleSausage and the DNA have returned. I wonder who will be next? A surprise visit from Tiberius and his magical beard?

Upon reflection, now is the best time for us to come back together! It’s Christmas after all, a time we must get together with friends and remind those who celebrate pretend holidays like Kwanzaa and Ramadan that they are major-league donkey fuckers. So fuck you from all of us at Biseor’s Madness, you simple-minded shit-smears!