Remember Ben(azir) Bhutto? Well she has a niece by the name of Fatima Bhutto who was recently spotted at the Jaipur Literary Festival… ITS IMPORTANT NEWS PEOPLE, I MEAN… LOOK AT HER! DAMNIT!
Here’s another video of her talking about something… but, look at her, wow, I totally agree with her…
I officially endorse the Dutch - Source
Why is it that the Dutch are the only bad-asses in the world who stand up against Muslims? Soon, a short film will be released by a Dutch politician, in where a Koran is desecrated. One would hope by desecration, they mean ‘crapped into and slammed shut’. It really should be a shame to the rest of the world that the Dutch seem to be the only one’s who have the master-nads to stand directly against Islam.
And they’re right! Our war shouldn’t be against Iraq. It shouldn’t be against Iran. Our war shouldn’t be against any one state, but against the one unifying evil, Islam. Islam IS a terrorist organization. They murder and put gay fear in those who raise a dissenting voice against their pathetic religion. Islam is like a like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked, and it looks like the Dutch are getting firsts.
Ohio nurse rapes the elderly – Source
It was recently discovered that a night shift nurse by the name of John Riems had molested over 100 elderly in his 20 year career. This is sick and depraved, but you know what they say, ‘when in Rome…’
The ‘Three little pigs’ are racist against Muslims - Source
A British panel of gutless meat-sacks won’t allow the story of the three little pigs to be used in British schools because it might be offensive to Muslims. Again, Europe commits cultural suicide to appease a religion of guys who like to inspect little boys asses with then end of their dicks. If Europe wants to hang on to, you know, to it’s long history and culture, they might do well to start thinking like the Dutch. To be fair, the panel was also concerned about offending Asians. Yeah, because it’s the Asians that are going send out their children with bombs strapped to their little yellow chests. Right.
Today Heath Ledger was found dead in his Manhattan condo. With that announcement, teenage girls around the world simultaneously shit their pants. Other people that filled their pants would be fans of the new Batman Begins franchise. That includes me, and yes, I literally shit my pants until they were completley soaking wet.
So what the fuck Heath? I’ve been reading everywhere about your ‘blow away’ performance as the Joker. This role could have very well catapulted you into super-stardom. Finally able to walk away from the pretty-boy girly roles and the gay-cowboy roles. But instead, like an idiot, you overdose on bactine or whatever.
I can just imagine how this is affecting the cast and crew of The Dark Knight…
After the announcement was made today it was reported that co-star Christian Bale slapped around his wife for the better part of an hour. Michael Caine was found punching holes in his living room wall, while director Christopher Nolan was witnessed drowning puppies in a large water-filled basin in his front yard…
…anyway…
So where do things go from here?
The future of the Batman Begins franchise is in trouble. I remember the ‘plan’ after the first movie, was to make two more. The first of which would involve the Joker’s crime spree then capture, and the coming of Two-Face. The second would deal with Joker’s trial, and the inevitable beating and rape of Two-Face, or something to that effect. The problem now faced is…well, Heath Ledger is fucking DEAD.
The Dark Knight sequel could end up like The Crow, and Jon Bon Jovi will be play the role of the Joker, to the dismay of everything alive.
Alot of fanboys would love Crispin Glover to fill the role, but the reason that will never happen can be summed up in this link.
We still have Jack Nicholson… he can play a very senile, and elderlybed-ridden Joker, that does his crime over the phone… until his nurse takes away that phone…
I hate to sound morbid, but maybe we should load Ledger’s body into a body laser-scanner and fix him up in CG? Shit I don’t know. I’m fucking out of ideas. FUCK!
Why God, why? Why couldn’t you have taken Michelle Phifer? Danny DeVito? Nicole Kidman? George Cloony? Alicia Silverstone? That O’Donnel fag? Tim Burton? Joel Schumacher? They all deserved a one way ticket to hell as far as I’m concerned. But nooo! Off the guy that can actually act!
I just want to kick someone in the nuts right now. Preferably your dad.
The U.N. last week decided to lower itself to a new level of morbid irrelevance. A new level so low, that it is now even less relevant than Scott Baio. The U.N. has adopted George Clooney as it’s new ‘Messenger of peace’. Clooney’s resume includes hating America, fellating middle-easterners, and acting in some of the worst movies ever committed to film. He also has a vagina where his testicle sack should be.
“The other U.N. messengers of peace are actor Michael Douglas, musicians Daniel Barenboim, Midori Goto and Yo-Yo Ma, authors Paulo Coelho and Elie Wiesel, naturalist Jane Goodall and Olympic equestrian Princess Haya of Jordan.”
AHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I’m not sure why that list of names in that particular order makes me laugh. It almost didn’t with a name like Elie Wiesel, but then I read ‘Jane Goodall and Olympic equestrian Princess Haya of Jordan’ and I just lost it! …and now add to that ‘George Clooney’, and I’m laughing so hard that I have to pinch my penis shut just so the hot urine inside doesn’t escape onto my laptop.
On second thought, I’d better take care of this piss situation before I re-laminate my computer keyboard.
OUT.
http://www.breitbart.tv/html/33364.html
There are times when I can so very much relate to Bill Clinton.
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