ITS OSCAR TIME, AND HERE ARE YOUR WINN3RZ

Hi everyone, my name is Biseor, and I fucking hate celebrities and their worthless awards shows. My most favorite of them (to hate) are the Oscars.  Why? 1.) Because it’s the easiest target, the most televised celebrity cock-suck there is. 2.) Because it’s the most foul leftist celeb ‘circle-jerk onto a cracker’ there is. However this cracker isn’t fed to the one who cums last, it’s fed to everyone who watches this travesty with abated breath.

So for all of you butterhogs out there are still hopelessly longing to watch Brad Pitt’s ballsack dangle on live television, but are sick of watching Michael Moore bore everyone to death while he mounts a dead Whoopie Goldberg, I’ve compiled a ’safe’ rundown of the Oscar results. It’s my public service to you, the fat house-wife.

Oh, and Scarlett Johansson is a stupid bitch.

Winner For Best Picture
No one fucking cares.

Winner for Achievement in Directing
Some self important douche-bag.

Winner for Best Original Screenplay
Juno fucking sucks and wasn’t funny.

Winner for Best Adapted Screenplay
Fuck off. What a shitty category too.

Winner for Best Actress
Some stupid whore. 

Winner for Achievement in Cinematography
Some “artiste” that thinks he can compose shots really well.

Winner for Best Actor
George Clooney wins for being the most smug and self-righteous cock-sucker.

Winner for Best Film Editing
I don’t give a shit.

Winner for Achievement in Sound Editing
The slurp sound George Clooney makes when he sucks his own white haired scrotum.

Winner for Best Foreign-Language Film
Whatever is most critical of America.

Winner for Best Original Song
Sucking my own cock – George Clooney 

Winner for Achievement in Sound Mixing
The slurping SFX from George Clooney sucking his own 3.5″ floppy.

Winner for Best Art Direction
Sweeny Todd - because Tim Burton is such an artist. Yeah, no, really, he is so great. Really I’m serious.

Winner for Best Documentary Feature
Whatever is the most anti-American leftist propaganda.

Winner for Best Documentary Short
Sean Penn sinking in his paddle boat during Katrina.

Winner for Best Supporting Actress
Another stupid hag. Take your pick.

Winner for Best Animated Feature Film
Ratatouille

Winner for Achievement in Makeup
George Clooney for taking a money shot to face from the casting director so that he could be in a new ‘political-thriller’.

Winner for Achievement in Costume Design
Ed Begley Jr’s pants. – Ed Begley Jr.

Vote for Best Live-Action Short Film
Sean Penn molests his own children.

Vote for Best Visual Effects
Computers.

Vote for Best Supporting Actor
No one cares, get over it.

Well that’s it for this year. Now go die.

Fidel Castro is DEAD.

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Well, not dead, just resigned from power, which in communisto means that he won’t ‘officially’ be leader. Of course his little brother Raul will be running in and out of his nursing home asking for hints and tips, nervously copying them down in his trapper-keeper.

It is truly sad that Fidel never had his brain abolished from his skull care of a sniper rifle, that he never got a poison blow-dart to the neck, or ever coughed up a gallon of blood after drinking a poisoned cup of Folgers.

Fidel will always be remembered for completely and thoroughly fucking Cuba, and the Cuban people in their ass. He will be remembered for having passionate sex with Che Guevara and committing acts of forcible rape upon an infant Hugo Chavez.

Fidel, from the bottom of my heart, and all the staff here at Biseor’s Madness, we hope you live out your last days in absolute anguish and misery. Then maybe you’ll get a glimpse of how the people of Cuba have suffered.

Fuck la revolution!

Observation

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are lying theives.

Hillary Clinton thinks she has you fooled, Barack Obama knows he does.

-Biseor

Aww, well that’s a shame…

Source- Today is a sad day for Muslims, leftists, and the Obama campaign. Their good friend Imad Mughniyeh was blown to what appears to be pizza toppings in a car bombing somewhere in that shithole we commonly refer to as the middle-east. I have to admit when I read this news I laughed heartily as a tear of joy came to my eye. I experienced the type of transcendent joy one experiences when you really have to pee, and then finally after an hour of waiting you finally piss… it’s that kind of exuberant and beautiful relief.

Don’t get me wrong, Imud was no special kind of Muslim-coward-pig. He’s the typical big-talkin’, send others to do your dirty work, then run and hide in your mom’s closet while you munch on some Lays sour cream and onion  potato chips -type Muslim. If you’d like a complete list of this gutless fucks wrap-sheet, and why America and sane human beings hate him, and why Berkeley loves him, click here.

Thankfully justice finally caught up with Imad today, as he turned the ignition to his teal Honda Civic Hybrid. I had hoped he would have suffered a long drawn out and horrific death, but this will have to do. That is, until he gets to hell, and is forced by Satan to look at nude women. A just punishment for any Muslim man.

Remember kids, Islam is death. Death to Islam.

Weekly Grab-Ass (Valentine’s Day Edition) 2/11/08

2nd grade boy wants to attend school as girl - Source
First and foremost, this kid needs to be taken away from his parents by child protective services. I mean what the fuck kind of soft hippie shit-fucker kind of human beings are letting this child get away with this nonsense? It’s disgusting. I can just see it now:

Dad: Son, I don’t think you should be wearing a mini skirt since your a boy, and in second grade.
Son: FUCK OFF DAD, ITS MY LIFE OKAY?
Dad: Very well son, if that is what your heart guide is telling you, then you must listen.
Son: FUCK YOU DAD.

Here’s some advice. First, don’t take your kid to a therapist, they’re already apart of the ‘do what feels good’ crowd. Sit your son down in front of the TV. Pop in Traces of Death and fast forward to the sex change operation. Now, when your son runs to you screaming and vomiting, you sit him down and say, “The faggit shit that your into right now, is going to lead to THAT sooner or later.” Then for good measure make him watch the pig being torched alive.

Of course now the school has brought in their dyke GLAAD Trans-gender Re-Educational SS Agent, whose going to wave her fetid tuna stink-finger in the faces of all the parents, telling them how ‘evil’ their children are for not seeking out their inner ‘animal gender’. This double-dyke slob (who may have once been a man) claims that children as early as five will begin to form their ‘true’ gender identity.

In reality it’s just kids being kids, dressing up, goofing off. Smack your kid around, and they’ll get it right. Parents have been doing it for thousands of years, why stop now?

Hot Incest Muslim XXX UK Teens – Source
While no surprise to me, doctors have found that Muslims in the UK are marrying their cousins/sisters/moms/uncles/grandmas and producing some seriously fucked up mongoloid offsprings. Doctors typically enjoy their lunch as most human-kind does, so it’s no surprise they really don’t like having to birth children that look like a mix of mashed potatoes, almonds, and spaghetti.

Hey Muslims, I know Muhammad had sex with little girls, nieces, nephews, uncles, Allah, goats, cats, but prehaps, and please hear me out… it doesn’t mean that you absolutely have to follow suit. Maybe… you know, could arrange to marry your second cousin, third cousin, hell, even someone that has NO relation to you at all. You Muslims also may want to consider showering more than once a year, and shaving your uni-brow so that it makes two separate, but equal eyebrows.

Just some friendly advice, you fucking cowards.