Archive for August, 2008

Barama promises you EVERYTHING!

Posted in Organizations I hate, People I Hate, Politics, US News, World News with tags , , , , , on August 28, 2008 by Biseor

Barack C.R. Obama accepted the Democratic nomination tonight, for whatever that’s worth. He promised you, the voter, EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER WANTED:

He WILL cut taxes!
But, at the same time he WILL increase taxes!

He WILL pull America out of Iraq!
He WILL also increase troops in Iraq!

He WILL legalize marriage between gays!
And he WILL sign an amendment banning gay marriage!


He promised to legalize marijuana!
But also increase penalties for possesion!

He said, “Tiberious can have all the guns and ammo he ever wants”,
But then added, “I will also BAN all firearms!”

In closing he said, “I love this country, this just, and beautiful country of freedom and opportunity…”

He then went on to say, “…but we must pay for our Nazzy Imperialism and evil George W. Bush illegal war behind closed doors Cheney 9-11 was an inside job…”


“OH I’S SO TUUUUUUUUUUCHED!”

Interracial wife swapping…

Posted in People I Hate, Politics, US News with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on August 25, 2008 by Biseor
Nice!

Nice!

…is now approved by the Obama 2008 campaign! I actually had a dream about the four of them having a sweaty orgy in some tacky apartment living room. The dream ended in terror however when Obama and Biden shot blue and white loads all over Michelle Obama’s chest, as Jill Biden gave birth to a infant sized slug creature resembling Nancy Pelosi.

But seriously though folks, I’m glad Barak Obama finally got himself a white wimmen.

Kobe Bryant found dead in Georgia.

Posted in People I Hate, World News with tags , , , , , , on August 15, 2008 by Biseor

http://news.yahoo.com/s/cnet/20080814/tc_cnet/83011357731001710236

Looking at the evidence, there can be no doubt.

  • The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
  • The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
  • It is male.
  • It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
    five toes on each foot.
  • The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
  • Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five
    and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
  • From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
  • The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.) (Biseor’s Note: Probably the rest of the Lakers)
  • The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.

This is a sad and shocking day for rapists and basketball fans alike. Our thoughts and condolences go out to Kobe’s wife, Vanessa, who I will be having passionate, uninterrupted sex with this weekend.

This Saturday an open casket ceremony will be held in Los Angeles and will be open to all L.A. Laker fans. A line will then be formed, and each fan will be allowed to place one final kiss on the tip of the late basketball player’s flaccid penis.

As the world mourns, it asks the all important question, ‘Who will be the next little bitch that can throw a ball through a hoop really good?’