Barama promises you EVERYTHING!
Barack C.R. Obama accepted the Democratic nomination tonight, for whatever that’s worth. He promised you, the voter, EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER WANTED:
He WILL cut taxes!
But, at the same time he WILL increase taxes!
He WILL pull America out of Iraq!
He WILL also increase troops in Iraq!
He WILL legalize marriage between gays!
And he WILL sign an amendment banning gay marriage!
He promised to legalize marijuana!
But also increase penalties for possesion!
He said, “Tiberious can have all the guns and ammo he ever wants”,
But then added, “I will also BAN all firearms!”
In closing he said, “I love this country, this just, and beautiful country of freedom and opportunity…”
He then went on to say, “…but we must pay for our Nazzy Imperialism and evil George W. Bush illegal war behind closed doors Cheney 9-11 was an inside job…”
“OH I’S SO TUUUUUUUUUUCHED!”
August 28, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Did you even watch the speech? This makes no sense.
August 29, 2008 at 12:10 am
I think they call it satire…
…playing on the fact that Obama makes absurd promises….
…and typically supports opposing sides of the same issue…
…nevermind.
August 29, 2008 at 5:58 am
If this schmuck gets elected I’ll be the first in my local welfare line asking for handouts, stop paying my mortgage and other bills, close down my business, fire employees, and stop being a productive member of society. Instead I will make Savior Shitheap take care of me and my family. I will demand satellite tv as well. I would love to go into the section 8 projects I have built in the past and how poor those below the poverty line really are, but I’d wipe out this website’s hard drive space.
August 29, 2008 at 6:07 am
Ok, one more thing to add, since all this crap about the “first african-american to be nominated by a major party is major history” bullshit being reported is making me puke.
Monkeys went into space first, I don’t see that as a major historic turning point!
How about the first Marxist or Lenninite being a “viable” candidate in a Democratic system? Or someone raised as a Muslim possibly running a Judeo-Christian Nation? Or first hypenated piece of shit running instead of just an American? Obama’s color is not supposed to be a fucking factor. So a black man got to be nominated as a candidate, I suppose that’s something to be proud of. It’s the black man in question that is the trajedy. Hope history will look back in shame as well that this puke was the first choice for a black man. Michael Steele, Colin Powell before he became a pussy, now there are some better choices that should of rose to the top, not this communist dipshit.
August 29, 2008 at 7:43 am
KFC in every pot, and a Cadillac in every driveway!
OBONGO 08′
August 29, 2008 at 8:06 am
Sarah Palin is a piece of ass!
August 29, 2008 at 9:51 am
It’s only called KFC because they knew their customers were too stupid to spell out the full name.
August 29, 2008 at 10:21 am
I see what you’re saying. But, every politician does this. I just feel he’s the lesser of the two evils — aphrase that comes up more and more in our American politics.
August 29, 2008 at 10:23 am
Oh, I don’t think he’s promising us anything. He stated that he’ll try to give us these things, unlike those in Washington now. Which I think is something to stand behind.
August 29, 2008 at 11:52 am
Looks like Gustav is gonna be visiting ole lazy legs and the faggot doctor this mon or tues
August 29, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Gustav??
August 29, 2008 at 8:11 pm
http://news.google.ca/news?q=Gustav&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wn
August 29, 2008 at 9:44 pm
McCain would go and pick a MILF for a running mate…now I cannot hate him anymore. lol It wil make the VPOTUS debate worth watching to see Biden try to deal with “Sarah Barracuda”.
August 29, 2008 at 9:47 pm
http://www.fototime.com/15F6496B5663055/orig.jpg
August 30, 2008 at 7:12 am
The fact that she has a retarded kid makes her even hotter to me.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2351/1903451448_635a36aed2_o.jpg
August 30, 2008 at 8:05 am
i’d tap dat.
August 30, 2008 at 8:07 am
oh… good riddance nola, i just hope all your niggers don’t swim to alabama.
August 30, 2008 at 9:56 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoL3JVOGnKc
AA12
It fires fucking grenade rounds fully auto!
August 30, 2008 at 9:59 pm
I bet that’s what Sarah kills mooses with
August 31, 2008 at 6:54 am
The host of that clip I posted is such a knob. Did you see the homo back kick he did after breeching the door?
Looked like he stole that move from the starwars kid.
August 31, 2008 at 6:55 am
“I bet that’s what Sarah kills mooses with”
In the mini skirt!
August 31, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Hey danza after the storm this bus is heading to your town.
August 31, 2008 at 8:41 pm
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/282717
August 31, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Why are they putting bbq sauce on their feet?? :O
September 1, 2008 at 3:22 am
that video is fucking scary.
September 1, 2008 at 6:36 am
what you never heard of ghetto lobsters? Nigger cook their kids all the time
September 1, 2008 at 9:22 am
http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2008Aug28/0,4670,BabyDeathMicrowave,00.html
September 1, 2008 at 9:56 pm
WE’S ALL OUT OF PIGS FEET, GUESS WE GOTS TA EAT OUR OWN FEET!
September 2, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Did you hear Phil Hendrie when he was pretending to be one of John Kerry’s campaign people? He kept say that he was gonna put ads on packs of cools menthols and every time they hired a black they were going to put a notice about it in the news paper.
September 5, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Hahaha. Don’t remember that one, is that one from his new format?
September 6, 2008 at 9:12 am
It’s from when Kerry was running. I still have the mp3 some where. I’ll upload it soon.