SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!1

On friday Andrew John McCain announced his slick pick for the vice presidential slot. (And I say ’slot’ with pun = true )

Yes, Prime Minister of Alaska, Sarah Palin!

I honestly had forgotten about Alaska years ago, and for awhile had thought it was a enchanted region of Azeroth. So I was wrong, and to my surprise, they even have a governor! And their governor happens to be a hot slice of MILF ass!

Good nuff for a poke!

But seriously, why is it so rare to find hotties in the macro-political scene? Seriously, we’ve been inundated with ghouls like Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright, Elizabeth Dole, Ann Coulter, and the list goes on…

So it’s quite a breath of fresh pussy-air that we get to finally see some hot MILF action on stage!

Now as for her qualifications, she’s pretty new to the political scene. But hey, who cares about experience anymore right? Barack Osama shouldn’t be too jealous, she does have more practical experience than he does. So Barack still wins in the inexperienced moron category.

Other than that, let’s see, her husband looks like a douche-bag, she’s popped out five kids, and one of them is mongo. As for her politics, she likes guns, she doesn’t buy into global warming bullshit, and she generally tells environmentalists to go fuck themselves! That alone triples the density of my hard on for her.

It will be interesting to see how things unfold in this already ridiculous presidential race, but for now, you can rest assured that I will be masturbating to Governor Palin at least until election day.

I am Biseor, and that was Dateline NBC for this week. Goodnight.