Well, the conventions are over, and the fetid crotchstink is finally wafting away from Denver and St. Paul, but let’s not kid ourselves, who really gave half a fecal-clod about the conventions? Everyone said what they were supposed to say, and did what they were supposed to do. Bravo, I don’t give a shit. The only element that was interesting were the classic neo-left, and their continuing journey to make the entire world hate their guts.
So just who in the fuck makes up these leftist protest groups? Here’s a quick breakdown…
98% – Privileged Caucasian males in their early to mid 20’s. They dress in rags, basically like hobos, even though they probably carry a iPhone and have a MacBook on them at all times to record their life at Jamba Juice in a blog. They come from privileged families, and this is their way at getting back at their dad when he kicked them out of the house after he found out they got a tattoo of a rectum on their penis. They are the type of pseudo-intellectual douchebag that you’ll see at an off-brand coffee house any given day of the week. Because you know, Starbucks is waaay to corporate for them.
1% – Other. Namely your militant double, triple, or quadruple minority group. Like a Black-Transgendered-Muslim-Korean War veteran.
1% – “Journalists”. Wait, Journalists? Yeah, but I don’t mean Tom Brokaw, or even your local Katie Whoric. No, these twats are your bottom of the bucket communo-journalists that got their press passes from an Epson printer. They really have no interest in journalism, and are primarily there to blur the lines for the cops. They hope that they can provoke these officers into action, and in turn get some great footage to create the illusion of a police state. Once they have it, they stick it on youtube and scream “HATE CRIME!!!!!” to all their fellow morons on digg.
One of the bigger “Polic3 hayte cr1me n@z1″ stories was the arrest of Amy Goodman. If you haven’t heard the name Amy Goodman, you’re not alone. I just discovered this woman’s work, and now fully believe that witches and ghouls exist.
Yeah, Amy Goodman is about as much a journalist as I am a Mexican. She’s actually a high priestess of the elite socialist order, that happens to carry around a “journalist” badge. Yeah lady, keep pushing through the line of officers screaming in the cops face with your rotten vagina breath. Or maybe next time try having a calm 1 on 1 with one of the cops instead of trying to rush your flabby ass through the barricade.
Here’s another video of some “Journalists”. The voice you’ll hear is of a boy whose scrotum hasn’t dropped yet. Listen to him cower in fear and shit his pants!
Nicely done meatheads! By the way, those are flashbangs. They aren’t grenades. They aren’t going to hurt you, although they will make you gay losers shit your pants. I can’t believe the cops can’t tell you apart from the other shit stains! Oh, maybe it’s because you’re dressed exactly the same! Yes, “Journalists” riiight.
Here’s a fun one that puts you amidst a crowd of fucking morons, fortunately you cannot experience the smell. There’s also a surprise appearance by Chris Matthews at near the end stuffing his face with something else other than Barack Obama’s penis.
Yes, crush global capitalism by smashing some poor shop owners windows! Nicely done cowards, maybe you can call your wealthy dad and cut that poor man a check? Oh that’s right, you can’t call him after he kicked you out of the house after he caught you beating your royal pickle to a poster of Sonic the Hedgehog. Well that’s too bad.
And now, for some real stupidity…
This sow is whining about the “Nazi” cops. Listen to the horrific atrocities commited by the St. Paul police. These include handcuffing, a request for identification, and then release! It’s like Hitler is alive again!
“I’m a tax paying…*pause*…community member”. Is that right? So you denounce your citizenship you blind cow? Or what, you’re a citizen of the world? Fuck you, you blind monotonous cunt. Guess what, the sixties ended a few decades back, and I have a time machine that will send you back. The time machine may look like an AK-47, but I swear it works.
In conclusion, great protests all around fucktards, you’ve truly embarrassed not only yourselves, but the country that gave you the wealth and freedom to act like a bunch of fucking bratty teenagers, even though most of you are well into your thirties.
As for the video, thanks Uptake.org!
Again, that’s uptake.org, ‘Will journalism be given a leftist bias by you, or by the major media? You decide!’
Our good friend and the O.C.’s premiere child molestor, 
