…and get in her face he did! With a knife! Yes, one of Chairman Obama’s many indoctrinated have now carved our beloved dictators first initial into an innocents chubby face. Why only the first initial? Because the assailant was unclear on “tha letta dat Obama’s last name duz’ start wif”…
While I think this event is totally plausible, and could very well be true (and quite frankly I’d love for it to be true), I’ll be the first to say something doesn’t smell quite right about club-foot’s story. Yes, I realize a black dude mugging someone at an ATM happens like 20,000 times a day, but I don’t know, as I said, something doesn’t smell right. Oh, and I placed this photo as-is, so I’m not sure if it’s been flipped, but who writes a perfect upper case “B” backwards? That, and who sits still enough, face muscles not writhing and twitching in the midst of being cut, that a person can carve a “B” that legibly?
And now for some personal news, I was in Pittsburgh the other night in a bar across from an atm. After trying to drink away the terrors of this idiotic election the bartender cut me off, and demanded I sign my tab reciept. At that point I remember stumbling out of the bar, across the street to an atm to cash up. There was a young plump lady there that was holding a wad of cash in her grubby little hands. I says to her, “Spread the wealth the Obama way you slavic whore!”. I convinced her of my new found ideals by showing her my karate kicks. After I got the money I remembered that I forgot sign that damned bar tab…..
B….
I passed out and woke up in a gulch off of some highway, covered in my own shit, naked and wearing a coon-skin cap.
In other news, Beyonce is changing her name to “Sasha Fierce”.
*FART*
Goodnight.
