HAIL TO THE CHIMP!!!
YOUR 44TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED SOCIALIST COMMUNES OF AMERICA – BARACKTA’BONKA
And a special shout out to the McCain/Palin campaign for running the most sterile and ineffective cluster-fuck of a campaign since Dole in 96!
And a special shout out to the McCain/Palin campaign for running the most sterile and ineffective cluster-fuck of a campaign since Dole in 96!
November 6, 2008 at 12:30 am
BO is nothing more and nothing less that Jimmy Carter reincarnated. I am old enough to remember Windfall Profits Tax, FERC, and the gas lines. Also the 444 days that he let the Shithead Iranian Revolutionary Guard hold the embassy personnel hostage in Tehran. It took 12 years and two miliatary excursions to undo what the peanut farmer did. Now first sign of adversity, BO will Clinton the bad guys with a cruise missile, then offer up his bugger to any asshole bandit that wants some. He wants to be respected in the world, fuck, he should be wanting to be feared first. Chavez or Castro is gonna stand him down and the world will cry for the USA to come back…
November 7, 2008 at 10:21 am
Greatings Comrades! How are we on this Glorious People’s Day? America played “Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?” and lost miserably. While I disagree with Biseor on Palin ( I actually respect her a lot), I will agree with his view of McDouche. Conspiracy enthusiasts can debate on McDouche being bought off by Osama early on, I don’t really give a fuck. More importantly, Ameritards re-elected all the scumfucks (Barney Frank, Schumer, etc.) that actually caused all the recent misery, which speaks volumes for how dumb they are.
The Untied States of America died a quiet whimpering death on the night of November 4th, 2008. The Constitution was buried right next to the Bill of Rights. This land has been reborn as the United Socialist Republic of Obama. I hope everyone who voted has read up on early 20th century history, because Mussolini and everything he did for Italy (or to it) is about to be visited upon this soil.
The good news is, record numbers actually voted, so I get to laugh my ass off and point at the whiners when they becry “why did this happen?”. Oh, and I never have to see or hear idiots asking how Hitler could take over Germany, weren’t the Germans smart enough to see what was happening?” because America just did it to themselves.
Oh man, being a cynic and a Nihilist has NEVER been so much fun!
November 7, 2008 at 10:27 am
THIS JUST IN!
STUBBLE BUMP REMOVER SHAVING CREAM STOCK HAS GONE THROUGH THE ROOFS!
November 7, 2008 at 10:30 am
What about KFC’s?