Archive for January, 2009

EIGHT-HUNDRED-AND-NINETEEN BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS

Posted in Politics, US News, World News with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 28, 2009 by Biseor

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There goes our hard earned tax-dollars to stimulate/sink the economy.

As news-master Drudge has reported, tucked away in this 600+ page bureaucratic mess is $335,000,000  going to STD prevention, among other ridiculous pork-shit spending that won’t amount to job 1. These include:

  • A golden bust of Barney Frank’s prolapsed anus. $350,000
  • Kool-aid fountains on every Harlem street corner. $289,000,000,000
  • A plaque for Nancy Pelosi’s fireplace that states, “Jews inquire within.” $7500
  • Repaint White-house interior purple. $200,000
  • “Global Warming” $600,000,000,000
  • Gay “awareness” re-education camps for California $400,000,000
  • Closing down churches and opening clitoris piercing shops in their place. $30,000,000,000
  • Fresh SS Uniforms for the house democrats $750,000
  • 100 Trillion “Free Mumia” t-shirts. $4500
  • “Islam is religion of peace, just trust us you filthy infidel!”, educational pamphlets sent to every American household. $703,000
  • Relabeling all major freeways and interstates as “Bike lanes” $140,000,000,000

This bill just hit the Senate, so now expect some really weird shit to get tacked on!

Happy Birthday Barack Obama!

Posted in Obama Nation, People I Hate, Politics, US News, World News with tags , , , on January 21, 2009 by Biseor

Who thought just eight years after muslim boy-fuckers took out the World Trade Center that America would actually elect someone named Barack Hussein Obama to the presidency? A true testament to why we shouldn’t let retarded mother-fuckers vote.

Anyway, since I’m one of the few who still has a shred of respect for the office of the president, I congratulate Mr. Barack Obama on his easy win! Congrats you beautiful mulatto!

The Obama Monkey

“What’s your pledge?” a.k.a. “I SWEAR TO GOD YOU HAD BETTER NEVER QUESTION BARACK OBAMA OR I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU…”

Posted in Obama Nation, People I Hate with tags , , , , , , , on January 19, 2009 by Biseor

You’ll be the coolest mother fucking kid on the block if you pledge your undying service to… no, not your country, you know, the one that brought you the freedom and wealth you currently enjoy, no, instead to something far more deserving, Barack Hussein Obama! It’s SOOOO fucking trendy right now. Just like believing in global warming…

With the exception of Jason Bateman’s deuce comment, I’m sorry to have filled your lives with five minutes of freaks, dykes, ghouls, and retards, but it is important for us all to recognize the funny, scary, and dangerous stupidity that still poisons our world.

In case you weren’t able to make it through, (and I don’t blame you) skip ahead to 3:53 where you can see Ashton Cootcher and Demi Moore swear their idiotic and undying servitude to Barack Obama. Jonestown must have looked something like this before they all drank the kool-aid, and we can only hope that one day we’ll find Hollywood filled with the bloating corpses of these Hollywood elite.

In other news, tomorrow is inaguration day!

Happy Obama New Year to us all!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on January 3, 2009 by Biseor