http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090128/D960EHJ00.html
There goes our hard earned tax-dollars to stimulate/sink the economy.
As news-master Drudge has reported, tucked away in this 600+ page bureaucratic mess is $335,000,000 going to STD prevention, among other ridiculous pork-shit spending that won’t amount to job 1. These include:
- A golden bust of Barney Frank’s prolapsed anus. $350,000
- Kool-aid fountains on every Harlem street corner. $289,000,000,000
- A plaque for Nancy Pelosi’s fireplace that states, “Jews inquire within.” $7500
- Repaint White-house interior purple. $200,000
- “Global Warming” $600,000,000,000
- Gay “awareness” re-education camps for California $400,000,000
- Closing down churches and opening clitoris piercing shops in their place. $30,000,000,000
- Fresh SS Uniforms for the house democrats $750,000
- 100 Trillion “Free Mumia” t-shirts. $4500
- “Islam is religion of peace, just trust us you filthy infidel!”, educational pamphlets sent to every American household. $703,000
- Relabeling all major freeways and interstates as “Bike lanes” $140,000,000,000
This bill just hit the Senate, so now expect some really weird shit to get tacked on!
