“What’s your pledge?” a.k.a. “I SWEAR TO GOD YOU HAD BETTER NEVER QUESTION BARACK OBAMA OR I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU…”
You’ll be the coolest mother fucking kid on the block if you pledge your undying service to… no, not your country, you know, the one that brought you the freedom and wealth you currently enjoy, no, instead to something far more deserving, Barack Hussein Obama! It’s SOOOO fucking trendy right now. Just like believing in global warming…
With the exception of Jason Bateman’s deuce comment, I’m sorry to have filled your lives with five minutes of freaks, dykes, ghouls, and retards, but it is important for us all to recognize the funny, scary, and dangerous stupidity that still poisons our world.
In case you weren’t able to make it through, (and I don’t blame you) skip ahead to 3:53 where you can see Ashton Cootcher and Demi Moore swear their idiotic and undying servitude to Barack Obama. Jonestown must have looked something like this before they all drank the kool-aid, and we can only hope that one day we’ll find Hollywood filled with the bloating corpses of these Hollywood elite.
In other news, tomorrow is inaguration day!
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January 20, 2009 at 2:13 am
I prefer the monkey piss, and pledge to delete all of my Red Hot Chili Peppers music.
January 20, 2009 at 8:15 pm
It’s okay, Anthony Kiedis is just mentally retarded. He doesn’t actually know what he’s doing or where he is.
January 21, 2009 at 11:16 am
I saw 2 monkeys slow dancing last night!
January 29, 2009 at 8:45 pm
What kept these assholes from doing all they are pledtging to do before the Barak weasled and whined his way into the whitehouse? Where they afraid the Bush Whitehouse would persecute them for sharing their time and money with the elderly and needy? What the fuck? Oh yeah I made it to the point where Bateman says he won’t ever flush piss again, while waiting for the number two. I hope he grows some cholera in his toilet and succumbs to it.
January 30, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Here’s a fun fact, these fuckwads are all guilty of treason. So fucking mad I can’t see straight at the moment. My oath and pledge was to the Constitutiion, not to some butt fucking ignorant ass maggot inhabiting the White House.