Happy Birthday Barack Obama!

Who thought just eight years after muslim boy-fuckers took out the World Trade Center that America would actually elect someone named Barack Hussein Obama to the presidency? A true testament to why we shouldn’t let retarded mother-fuckers vote.

Anyway, since I’m one of the few who still has a shred of respect for the office of the president, I congratulate Mr. Barack Obama on his easy win! Congrats you beautiful mulatto!

The Obama Monkey

14 Responses to “Happy Birthday Barack Obama!”

  1. battlesausage Says:

    Niggers and wizards!

  2. life here on meth mountain is looking pretty grim. two of the mountains’ largest employers have shut down, and a third is not far from doing the same. we’re all gonna die.

  3. am i right?

  4. my brother owns a unicorn farm in geraldine alabama.

  5. did i mention that i got suspended from xbox live again.

  6. Yeah, things are looking shitty everywhere. Thankfully Chairman Obama will hook us up with some shitty construction jobs. I just hope I don’t get put on the crew that will be reconstructing Barney Frank’s anus.

  7. i rented this older movie called “things are tough all over”, starring cheech marin and tommy chong, hoping it would shed some light on our current tough times, it didn’t. i did smoke some meth though and re-crushed 14 bags of aluminum cans, took apart the toilet, put it back together, straightened my hair, gave myself a manicure and a pedicure, and rearranged my cd collection in chronilogical order. i had a great time.

  8. battlesausage Says:

    no more links?

  9. battlesausage Says:

    Type “Nick Gerz” into youtube

  10. battlesausage Says:

    Danza, I did some meth and spent 6 hours chopping wood in a fucking video game.

  11. haha, fable II is a pretty good game, but 6 fucking hours!? i wish they’d show the sex in that game because i had some wicked huge orgies.

  12. you know howard thought that “nick gerz” shit was funny as hell. it sounded like he was having a hard time not laughing one or two times.

  13. battlesausage Says:

    Also search “drunken negro head cookies” on youtube.

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