EIGHT-HUNDRED-AND-NINETEEN BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090128/D960EHJ00.html

There goes our hard earned tax-dollars to stimulate/sink the economy.

As news-master Drudge has reported, tucked away in this 600+ page bureaucratic mess is $335,000,000  going to STD prevention, among other ridiculous pork-shit spending that won’t amount to job 1. These include:

• A golden bust of Barney Frank’s prolapsed anus. $350,000

• Kool-aid fountains on every Harlem street corner. $289,000,000,000

• A plaque for Nancy Pelosi’s fireplace that states, “Jews inquire within.” $7500

• Repaint White-house interior purple. $200,000

• “Global Warming” $600,000,000,000

• Gay “awareness” re-education camps for California $400,000,000

• Closing down churches and opening clitoris piercing shops in their place. $30,000,000,000

• Fresh SS Uniforms for the house democrats $750,000

• 100 Trillion “Free Mumia” t-shirts. $4500

• “Islam is religion of peace, just trust us you filthy infidel!”, educational pamphlets sent to every American household. $703,000
• Relabeling all major freeways and interstates as “Bike lanes” $140,000,000,000

This bill just hit the Senate, so now expect some really weird shit to get tacked on!