http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090128/D960EHJ00.html

There goes our hard earned tax-dollars to stimulate/sink the economy.

As news-master Drudge has reported, tucked away in this 600+ page bureaucratic mess is $335,000,000  going to STD prevention, among other ridiculous pork-shit spending that won’t amount to job 1. These include:

• A golden bust of Barney Frank’s prolapsed anus. $350,000

• Kool-aid fountains on every Harlem street corner. $289,000,000,000

• A plaque for Nancy Pelosi’s fireplace that states, “Jews inquire within.” $7500

• Repaint White-house interior purple. $200,000

• “Global Warming” $600,000,000,000

• Gay “awareness” re-education camps for California $400,000,000

• Closing down churches and opening clitoris piercing shops in their place. $30,000,000,000

• Fresh SS Uniforms for the house democrats $750,000

• 100 Trillion “Free Mumia” t-shirts. $4500

• “Islam is religion of peace, just trust us you filthy infidel!”, educational pamphlets sent to every American household. $703,000
• Relabeling all major freeways and interstates as “Bike lanes” $140,000,000,000

This bill just hit the Senate, so now expect some really weird shit to get tacked on!

Anyway, since I’m one of the few who still has a shred of respect for the office of the president, I congratulate Mr. Barack Obama on his easy win! Congrats you beautiful mulatto!

With the exception of Jason Bateman’s deuce comment, I’m sorry to have filled your lives with five minutes of freaks, dykes, ghouls, and retards, but it is important for us all to recognize the funny, scary, and dangerous stupidity that still poisons our world.

In case you weren’t able to make it through, (and I don’t blame you) skip ahead to 3:53 where you can see Ashton Cootcher and Demi Moore swear their idiotic and undying servitude to Barack Obama. Jonestown must have looked something like this before they all drank the kool-aid, and we can only hope that one day we’ll find Hollywood filled with the bloating corpses of these Hollywood elite.

In other news, tomorrow is inaguration day!

You see, there was a ballot proposition (8 to be exact) which states: “If you have a dick in your pants, you can marry someone with a vagina in theirs. No exceptions.”

I agree with this ballot measure for several reasons (secular and non-secular), which I could go into at length, but I’d rather not bore the shit out of everyone reading this blog.

It’s been a funny several months, and alot of money has been spent on both sides of the issue. However, as usual, the most money has been spent by the elitist left. On the radio I think I’ve heard about one No on 8 ad about every 23 and a half seconds. The funny part about these extremely misleading messages is that they never once utter the words, ‘same-sex’, ‘gay’, ‘lesbian’, ‘transgendered’, ‘homosexual’. Well that’s strange, it’s as if they are trying to mislead people…

Here’s the most common commercial played throughout California. They must have been running this ad about 4 times a minute, because it sure as shit felt like it:

Here’s some less common ones, that I never saw air, but they are none the less fucking stupid. This one is your run of the mill “Mac vs. PC” style commercial “Hey guys, look, we’re hip, so vote for us, or you’re a fat evil republican that wants to rape women!”

And then there’s this one…

Wait, did they just say, “vote for love”?

The lies being spread by the deviant community probably one of the most disturbing part of all of this. (Well…other than trying to annihilate democracy…)

They claim to be the new black. The new woman. Groups that have had limited civil rights in the past, like 50-100 years ago. The problem with this comparison is that “black’ is a race, and “woman” is a gender. “Homosexual” is a kink, and they currently have EVERY right any other God loving American has.

“But Biseor” you say as you scratch at your now fully erect penis, “they don’t have the right to marry members of the same sex…”

And to that I say, “Neither do I, shit-coat!”

Please note that gays and lesbians have the right to marry someone of the opposite sex if they so choose to do so.  With that said, they have every right WE DO.

“But Bisser, shouldn’t they have the right to marry whomever they love??”

Yeah sure! I suppose I should be allowed to marry the bus stop down my street too, and have that legally recognized by the state. Fuck you! Anyone who says this isn’t a slippery slope probably refers their own ass a slippery slope! I’m looking at you Barney Frank. It won’t be long before the next freak group comes out wanting furries to be a legally recognized sentient race.

So wait, what happened in California? It is California after all, aren’t you progressive chuckleberries in to that bullshit?

California is an interesting state, and like the rest of America, most the people are as dumb as a fucking brick and really don’t know what the hell they are voting for 99% of the time. And that segways into my next topic….

Black people! How can one of the most leftist states in America vote in favor of 8? Massive turn out by black voters to vote for their homeboy “Obama”. Problem is, psst, come closer, I have a secret for you….

BLACK PEOPLE ARE WILDLY HOMOPHOBIC

(Especially black males)

(because they are gay)

Yes, homosexuality is more stigmatized in the black community then pretty much anywhere else. I could get into that some more, but again, I’m trying not to bore the scrotum off of my readers.

So in conclusion, the gays are rioting, Mellisa (nicotine-throat) Etheridge is threatening not to pay her taxes, and I’m doubled over all the floor having a laughing fit.

Oh, and a special note to the No on 8 crowd: Instead of harassing and terrorizing the Mormons, Christians, and other peaceful individuals who funded 8, why don’t you try Compton or Oakland since they voted your ass down too? What, you’re too afraid to get your ass shot off? But come on! It’s for civil rights, right?

If you’ve actually read this far and you’re interested in my views on gay marriage, then you can listen to this boring windbag explain it…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEL0f2yuqLo&feature=related

YOUR 44TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED SOCIALIST COMMUNES OF AMERICA – BARACKTA’BONKA

And a special shout out to the McCain/Palin campaign for running the most sterile and ineffective cluster-fuck of a campaign since Dole in 96!

My vote goes to: go fuck yourself

Why? Because it’s choosing between democracy dying a slow agonizing death along with making a retarded paralytic chimp out of the conservative movement, or just dragging democracy and freedom out back and shooting it in the back of the skull, as will happen with Badack Badonka and Joe Corpse-Face.

I can’t make that decision, because I don’t want America to die…

That being said, if there truly are that many shit-for-brains human fuck-stains that would throw this great nation down the toilet for a radical muslim-born leftist, not eight years after 9-11, then maybe it is time America dies.

At least we’d find out who has the most guns.

While I think this event is totally plausible, and could very well be true (and quite frankly I’d love for it to be true), I’ll be the first to say something doesn’t smell quite right about club-foot’s story. Yes, I realize a black dude mugging someone at an ATM happens like 20,000 times a day, but I don’t know, as I said, something doesn’t smell right. Oh, and I placed this photo as-is, so I’m not sure if it’s been flipped, but who writes a perfect upper case “B” backwards? That, and who sits still enough, face muscles not writhing and twitching in the midst of being cut, that a person can carve a “B” that legibly?

And now for some personal news, I was in Pittsburgh the other night in a bar across from an atm. After trying to drink away the terrors of this idiotic election the bartender cut me off, and demanded I sign my tab reciept. At that point I remember stumbling out of the bar, across the street to an atm to cash up. There was a young plump lady there that was holding a wad of cash in her grubby little hands. I says to her, “Spread the wealth the Obama way you slavic whore!”. I convinced her of my new found ideals by showing her my karate kicks. After I got the money I remembered that I forgot sign that damned bar tab…..

B….

I passed out and woke up in a gulch off of some highway, covered in my own shit, naked and wearing a coon-skin cap.

In other news, Beyonce is changing her name to “Sasha Fierce”.

*FART*

Goodnight.

8,300 years too late, but they figured it out none the less.

McCain is a stupid old coot yes, but he’s also crazier than a shit house rat and at the first sign of trouble will nuke the middle east into population: -4

We all know the terrorists love Obama. Fuck, the WORLD loves Obama. Let’s put that together now shall we? World: Hates America
World: Loves Obama

Gee, one might almost think that the world WANTS Baba-Ewbee as president because they know he’s going to fucking ruin us, and bend us all over to any thug nation or boy-fucking terrorist entity. Obama is a empty-suit, two-faced punk bitch, and now we’re all going to pay the price.

One of the anylists that translated this web threat went on to say that the dune-chimps are pissing their burkas in fear over the financial crisis.

Score one for the Harvard MBA douche-bag spikey haired faggots that got us into this mess! They’ve gone up a notch in my book…

…and that puts them at about -384

alphuh….omeguh….alphuh….

Ask any one of those kids to explain what they just said, and their eyes would glaze over as a droplet of saliva would form on their bottom lip.

Here’s the scary one…

Rearrange it huh? How about I begin rearranging things by scalping your dad?

But… I can’t blame the kids. They’re only mere reflections of whatever sack of worldly hippie garbage passes as a parent for them. Very sad indeed.

Buy a gun.

Then buy three more.