HAIL TO THE CHIMP!!!

YOUR 44TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED SOCIALIST COMMUNES OF AMERICA – BARACKTA’BONKA

And a special shout out to the McCain/Palin campaign for running the most sterile and ineffective cluster-fuck of a campaign since Dole in 96!

Here we go…

It’s time to cast your vote for either the dying old man & stupid bitch, or the marxist raghead & botox supreme.

My vote goes to: go fuck yourself

Why? Because it’s choosing between democracy dying a slow agonizing death along with making a retarded paralytic chimp out of the conservative movement, or just dragging democracy and freedom out back and shooting it in the back of the skull, as will happen with Badack Badonka and Joe Corpse-Face.

I can’t make that decision, because I don’t want America to die…

That being said, if there truly are that many shit-for-brains human fuck-stains that would throw this great nation down the toilet for a radical muslim-born leftist, not eight years after 9-11, then maybe it is time America dies.

At least we’d find out who has the most guns.

Obama: “I want you to argue with them and get in their face.”

…and get in her face he did! With a knife! Yes, one of Chairman Obama’s many indoctrinated have now carved our beloved dictators first initial into an innocents chubby face. Why only the first initial? Because the assailant was unclear on “tha letta dat Obama’s last name duz’ start wif”…

While I think this event is totally plausible, and could very well be true (and quite frankly I’d love for it to be true), I’ll be the first to say something doesn’t smell quite right about club-foot’s story. Yes, I realize a black dude mugging someone at an ATM happens like 20,000 times a day, but I don’t know, as I said, something doesn’t smell right. Oh, and I placed this photo as-is, so I’m not sure if it’s been flipped, but who writes a perfect upper case “B” backwards? That, and who sits still enough, face muscles not writhing and twitching in the midst of being cut, that a person can carve a “B” that legibly?

And now for some personal news, I was in Pittsburgh the other night in a bar across from an atm. After trying to drink away the terrors of this idiotic election the bartender cut me off, and demanded I sign my tab reciept. At that point I remember stumbling out of the bar, across the street to an atm to cash up. There was a young plump lady there that was holding a wad of cash in her grubby little hands. I says to her, “Spread the wealth the Obama way you slavic whore!”. I convinced her of my new found ideals by showing her my karate kicks. After I got the money I remembered that I forgot sign that damned bar tab…..

B….

I passed out and woke up in a gulch off of some highway, covered in my own shit, naked and wearing a coon-skin cap.

In other news, Beyonce is changing her name to “Sasha Fierce”.

*FART*

Goodnight.

Ragheads discover reverse psychology!

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20081022/D93VA3RG0.html

8,300 years too late, but they figured it out none the less.

McCain is a stupid old coot yes, but he’s also crazier than a shit house rat and at the first sign of trouble will nuke the middle east into population: -4

We all know the terrorists love Obama. Fuck, the WORLD loves Obama. Let’s put that together now shall we? World: Hates America
World: Loves Obama

Gee, one might almost think that the world WANTS Baba-Ewbee as president because they know he’s going to fucking ruin us, and bend us all over to any thug nation or boy-fucking terrorist entity. Obama is a empty-suit, two-faced punk bitch, and now we’re all going to pay the price.

One of the anylists that translated this web threat went on to say that the dune-chimps are pissing their burkas in fear over the financial crisis.

Score one for the Harvard MBA douche-bag spikey haired faggots that got us into this mess! They’ve gone up a notch in my book…

…and that puts them at about -384

“Change”

Here’s the funny video…

alphuh….omeguh….alphuh….

Ask any one of those kids to explain what they just said, and their eyes would glaze over as a droplet of saliva would form on their bottom lip.

Here’s the scary one…

Rearrange it huh? How about I begin rearranging things by scalping your dad?

But… I can’t blame the kids. They’re only mere reflections of whatever sack of worldly hippie garbage passes as a parent for them. Very sad indeed.

Buy a gun.

Then buy three more.