Obama has been elected Chairman of the United States, which was a major loss for anyone that enjoyed things like: making an decent living and liberty. It was a loss yes, but for us in California, it was a win, in a wierd sort of surprising way.
You see, there was a ballot proposition (8 to be exact) which states: “If you have a dick in your pants, you can marry someone with a vagina in theirs. No exceptions.”
I agree with this ballot measure for several reasons (secular and non-secular), which I could go into at length, but I’d rather not bore the shit out of everyone reading this blog.
It’s been a funny several months, and alot of money has been spent on both sides of the issue. However, as usual, the most money has been spent by the elitist left. On the radio I think I’ve heard about one No on 8 ad about every 23 and a half seconds. The funny part about these extremely misleading messages is that they never once utter the words, ‘same-sex’, ‘gay’, ‘lesbian’, ‘transgendered’, ‘homosexual’. Well that’s strange, it’s as if they are trying to mislead people…
Here’s the most common commercial played throughout California. They must have been running this ad about 4 times a minute, because it sure as shit felt like it:
Here’s some less common ones, that I never saw air, but they are none the less fucking stupid. This one is your run of the mill “Mac vs. PC” style commercial “Hey guys, look, we’re hip, so vote for us, or you’re a fat evil republican that wants to rape women!”
And then there’s this one…
Wait, did they just say, “vote for love”?
The lies being spread by the deviant community probably one of the most disturbing part of all of this. (Well…other than trying to annihilate democracy…)
They claim to be the new black. The new woman. Groups that have had limited civil rights in the past, like 50-100 years ago. The problem with this comparison is that “black’ is a race, and “woman” is a gender. “Homosexual” is a kink, and they currently have EVERY right any other God loving American has.
“But Biseor” you say as you scratch at your now fully erect penis, “they don’t have the right to marry members of the same sex…”
And to that I say, “Neither do I, shit-coat!”
Please note that gays and lesbians have the right to marry someone of the opposite sex if they so choose to do so. With that said, they have every right WE DO.
“But Bisser, shouldn’t they have the right to marry whomever they love??”
Yeah sure! I suppose I should be allowed to marry the bus stop down my street too, and have that legally recognized by the state. Fuck you! Anyone who says this isn’t a slippery slope probably refers their own ass a slippery slope! I’m looking at you Barney Frank. It won’t be long before the next freak group comes out wanting furries to be a legally recognized sentient race.
So wait, what happened in California? It is California after all, aren’t you progressive chuckleberries in to that bullshit?
California is an interesting state, and like the rest of America, most the people are as dumb as a fucking brick and really don’t know what the hell they are voting for 99% of the time. And that segways into my next topic….
Black people! How can one of the most leftist states in America vote in favor of 8? Massive turn out by black voters to vote for their homeboy “Obama”. Problem is, psst, come closer, I have a secret for you….
BLACK PEOPLE ARE WILDLY HOMOPHOBIC
(Especially black males)
(because they are gay)
Yes, homosexuality is more stigmatized in the black community then pretty much anywhere else. I could get into that some more, but again, I’m trying not to bore the scrotum off of my readers.
So in conclusion, the gays are rioting, Mellisa (nicotine-throat) Etheridge is threatening not to pay her taxes, and I’m doubled over all the floor having a laughing fit.
Oh, and a special note to the No on 8 crowd: Instead of harassing and terrorizing the Mormons, Christians, and other peaceful individuals who funded 8, why don’t you try Compton or Oakland since they voted your ass down too? What, you’re too afraid to get your ass shot off? But come on! It’s for civil rights, right? 😉
If you’ve actually read this far and you’re interested in my views on gay marriage, then you can listen to this boring windbag explain it…